How to be a footballer
| dc.contributor.author | Peter Crouch | |
| dc.date.accessioned | 2021-01-06T08:14:26Z | |
| dc.date.available | 2021-01-06T08:14:26Z | |
| dc.date.issued | 2019 | |
| dc.description | You become a soccer player because you love soccer. And then you are a soccer player, and you’re suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all. A world where one teammate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top-hat, cane, and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station. Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plate. So walk with me into the dressing-room, to find out which players refuse to touch a soccer ball before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror. We will go into post-match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media, and try to ensure that we never again pay far too much for a haircut that should have cost ten bucks. We’ll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez, and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven-Goran Eriksson’s assistant Tord Grip. | en_US |
| dc.identifier.isbn | 978-1785039782 | |
| dc.identifier.uri | https://digitallibrary.punjab.gov.pk//handle/123456789/125323 | |
| dc.language.iso | en_US | en_US |
| dc.publisher | Ebury Press | en_US |
| dc.subject | Hockey Biographies | en_US |
| dc.subject | Sports Humor | en_US |
| dc.subject | Soccer Biographies | en_US |
| dc.title | How to be a footballer | en_US |
| dc.type | Book | en_US |
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